Five-Minute "Yesterday's Love Story"
Sarah Biddle: I'm so proud to be part of the half of the States that still has slavery.|
Sarah's Father: Me t--GAK! I'm shot! Damn Yankees....
Sarah: You cold-blooded killers! Hey, wait a sec...if you knew Dad was here alone, why send so many soldiers when two or three would do? It doesn't make sense.
Yankees: Get used to those words -- you'll be saying them a lot today.
Janeway: I keep having that same dream. Wonder if the writers are trying to tell me something....
Kim: There's a planet really close by.
Lokal: My people believe in reincarnation, so one of you will undoubtedly have an experience related to it. I mean, why else would we be in the episode, right?
Sarah: Stop in the name of the Confederate States! And please note that "Confederate" is the root word of "Federation."
Inryeth: (over the comm) Aaaaa! Our reactor's going to blow, and we think escape pods are for losers!
Lokal: You've saved us! How can I ever repay you?
Captain's Log: You know, Chell should cook Lokal and feed him to the dieters on board. Get it? Low-cal?
Chakotay: ....and so we've successfully fixed your reactor, you decaf-drinkers.
Lokal: If your dreams are continuing, I suggest that we attempt a mystical ritual which one might call a vision quest.
T'Pel: Hi! Anybody remember me?
Sarah: I love you! I don't care if I'm engaged to some schmoe!
Lokal: Look, captain, I'm completely alien to your ship and even I know what that dream represents.
Captain's Log: Well, okay, I didn't actually record a log at this point in the story. But I should have.
Levi: I'm back, and my girlfriend dumped me! Woohoo!
Janeway: So the story has a happy ending, and I've learned its lesson well. From now on, I'm wearing a Confederate uniform 24/7! The South will rise again!
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