Five-Minute "Fair-Weather Friends"
Seven: Hi Harry. I'm so glad you're not Chakotay.|
Kim: When will the mean-spirited little slaps at C/7 end?
Seven: Never. Accept it.
Torres: I'd like a bunch more crew members for repairs.
Chakotay: Time for the first of several identical J/C scenes where I'm earnest and you're sullen.
Chell: Hey Naomi, let's examine the foodstuffs.
Chakotay: J/C Angst Scene #2: I think you should talk to the crew.
Chakotay to all hands: Guess who's screwed even worse than before? That's right -- us!
Vorik: We need help in Engineering, and Torres is tied up.
Harren: I have lots of insane conspiracy theories about Janeway.
Janeway: Here I am alone in my quarters, lost in dark thoughts...do I have a flair for drama or what?
Chell: Hey! Stop eating so much.
Telfer: Janeway betrayed us? I'm way too big a suck-up to believe that.
Chakotay: J/C Angst Scene #3: You need to stop moping.
Harren: ...and then Janeway stranded us here for no discernable reason.
Chakotay: J/C Angst Scene #4: You need to talk to someone about your problems.
Chakotay: Okay, let's have a "private" conversation to undermine Harren's claims. (ahem) So, Tom, what do you think of this Janeway-betrayed-us-all theory?
Chell: So you've been stealing desperately-needed food for your pet alien rat?
Chakotay: J/C Angst Scene #5: Pretty much the same as the last four.
Captain's Log: There seems to be a lot of J/C angst floating around. I blame him.
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