Five-Minute "The Best of Both Girls, Part 1"
A lightyear of Voyager Week
Collective: All right, whaddaya want?|
Janeway: We want out of your space.
Collective: Hold that thought -- here come the 8472s.
Collective: Sucker! (assimilates Janeway)
Janeway: Wow! This is awesome! I should've known Picard was just talking big. ...What's that? You need a queen, experience preferred? Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Chakotay: Kathryn! No! Fire all weapons at that cube!
Doc: According to these scans, the 8472s should be vulnerable to... does anyone recognize this RNA sequence?
Collective: Welcome to the new, friendlier Collective. Have some coffee cake.
Janeway: So much for Species 8472. Isn't this wonderful, Chakotay?
Borg Cube: Towing, towing, la la la la la....
Sisko: Fleet, there's no denying it: the Federation is in a bad spot. But we will fight, and we will keep on fighting until --
TO BE CONTINUED....
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