Five-Minute "The Best of Both Girls, Part 2"
Picard: A war is on, and the flagship is guarding Risa. Everyone at Starfleet Command should be impeached.|
Riker: Now now, Captain. Let he who is without sin throw --
Data: Sir? Borg.
Picard: Oh, thank God.
Sisko: Let me just make sure that I understand you correctly... "Your Majesty". A group of cybernetic creatures... from the Delta Quadrant... have brought Voyager back here to save the human race... and you're in charge of them?
Damar: We're getting slaughtered! How does the Federation keep beating these stupid cubes?
Kim: Unless you pay a lot of money for this box of junk, you'll be an opportunity-missing, altruistic sucker.
Picard: Hail the station! This is the Enterprise -- we stand ready to assist you!
Captain's Log: The combined fleet has thoroughly Wolf 359ed the Gamma Quadrant. There's evidence that assimilation is continuing. EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH EVERYTHING. Even Commander Riker is clearly disturbed.
Janeway: Ah, the feeling of mass assimilation. Everything is right with everything.
Picard: Hail the fleet! This is the --
UH, TO BE CONTINUED...
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