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Zeke presents....

The Top 10 Pi Day Activities of Enterprise Characters

  1. Mayweather: Fly the ship in circles
  2. Reed: Struggle with his duties to Section 31.4159
  3. Shran: Try to collect the two pies Archer owes him
  4. Phlox: πmπn'!
  5. Sato: Learn the first 9000 digits of pi in 9000 different languages; never get to say any of them
  6. Archer: Shhhh! Pi wasn't invented till TNG!
  7. Soval: Reflect on the mystery of IDID -- Infinite Diversity in Infinite Digits
  8. Porthos: Try to somehow communicate to Archer the concept of cheese pie
  9. Tucker: Have a pecan pie, of course... wait, what's this about today being Pi Day?
And the number one Pi Day activity of an Enterprise character....
  1. T'Pol: Nothing -- the Vulcan Science Directorate has concluded that pi is irrational
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This list was originally published on March 14, 2005.

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