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The Top 10 Reasons Voyager Took Seven Years to Get Home

A lightyear of Voyager Week

  1. 4th series, 7 seasons -- connect the dots
  2. Tuvok's contract required a pon farr episode, and he was determined to put it off as long as logic permitted
  3. A real Season 8 might have come into contact with the virtual one and exploded
  4. Janeway didn't want to disappoint her growing cult on Earth: the Seventh-Year Adventists
  5. To annoy J. Michael Straczynski, Joss Whedon, Rockne S. O'Bannon, and all the other sf producers who have to actually worry about whether their shows will be renewed
  6. Space fleas got into the bioneural gelpacks and gave them the seven-year itch
  7. When the ship was pulled to the Delta Quadrant, Janeway was so frustrated she broke her mirror
  8. Haven't you heard the bashers railing that the show revolves around Seven?
  9. Admiral Janeway never really liked Carey and decided not to save the ship till after his death
And the number one reason Voyager took seven years to get home....
  1. Making a 70-year journey in six years would just be too unrealistic
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This list was originally published on December 31, 2004.

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