- Purple Trance: Bush (She thinks he's such a cute old man!)
- Golden Trance: Kerry (She already knows what it will be like with Bush.)
- Tyr: Bush (He sees a little Nietszchean in him.)
- Rommie: Kerry (Botox...deleting wrinkles...it's all the same.)
- Andromeda: Bush (She doesn't really care, it's just to spite Rommie.)
- Rhade: Nader (He thinks we need a kinder, gentler, more cuddly military.)
- Harper: Gore (He isn't running, but he did invent the Internet.)
- Rev Bem: Bush (He believes it has been ordained by the Divine Chad.)
- Beka: Kerry (She wants better health care so Harper will shut up about the Magog eggs already. What a baby.)
And the vote from the captain himself....
- Dylan: Queen Elizabeth II (Commonwealth, people, Commonwealth!)
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