The Top 20 Signs That Your Girlfriend Has Been Quantum-Leapt Into By Sam Beckett
And the number one sign that your girlfriend has been quantum-leapt into by Sam Beckett....
Every time she accomplishes something, a few seconds later she makes this grumpy face like she hoped something else would happen and it didn't
- She has a bunch of new skills, including some you're pretty sure don't actually exist
- You're not calling her vain or anything, but boy, she is constantly looking in mirrors
- Each of your dates ends with a short preview of the next one
- She has a catch phrase she uses constantly, but somehow it never gets old
- Her visual profile doesn't seem to quite match the space she occupies -- or not, depending on how that works this week
- She does a lot of allllmost encountering famous people
- She's suddenly a real know-it-all... though you did recently have to remind her where her house was
- Her new favourite Trek episode? Nope, nothing from ENT -- it's "The Inner Light"
- You didn't think she was much of a comic strip reader, but lately she keeps mentioning Ziggy
- Your dog suddenly hates her
- Her taste in music has been running toward the cheesy
- She gets really awkward when the topic of JFK comes up
- Her memory isn't broken or anything, but it does seem to have about a ten-second delay
- She jumps on every chance to teach you some big moral lesson (and after you learn it, she makes that face again)
- She's been writing these weird experimental plays -- no wait, that's a sign that your girlfriend is the real Sam Beckett
- She's pretty clearly on a budget
- Let's just say the physical side of your relationship has... stalled
- She is impossible to watch Doctor Who with
- Lately she's had the weirdest pet name for you: Al
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This list was originally published on February 29, 2020.
DISCLAIMER: You could always start calling her Betty.
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