The Top 10 New Year's Resolutions of Captain Cortez
And the number one New Year's resolution of Captain Cortez...
- Mention to someone that she's half Vulcan, since the viewers don't seem to have noticed
- Trick the space Aztecs into thinking she's a god
- Stop mentioning the Anba-- dammit
- Figure out once and for all which of the characters are major cast so she can skip learning the others' names
- Get her hair dye to last properly (which won't be easy -- it's currently blonde, which is her hardest hue to hold)
- Tease people with her mysterious secrets... no, wait, that's one of Yubari's resolutions
- Head into darkness (it's what the cool captains are doing)
- See about sending her ship's EMH into the past to mess with somebody
- Oh, myriad things
- Keep Dovan from taking over the next storyline. Honestly, who does he think he is?
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This list was originally published on September 22, 2013.
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