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The Top 10 New Year's Resolutions of Captain Cortez

  1. Mention to someone that she's half Vulcan, since the viewers don't seem to have noticed
  2. Trick the space Aztecs into thinking she's a god
  3. Stop mentioning the Anba-- dammit
  4. Figure out once and for all which of the characters are major cast so she can skip learning the others' names
  5. Get her hair dye to last properly (which won't be easy -- it's currently blonde, which is her hardest hue to hold)
  6. Tease people with her mysterious secrets... no, wait, that's one of Yubari's resolutions
  7. Head into darkness (it's what the cool captains are doing)
  8. See about sending her ship's EMH into the past to mess with somebody
  9. Oh, myriad things
And the number one New Year's resolution of Captain Cortez...
  1. Keep Dovan from taking over the next storyline. Honestly, who does he think he is?
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This list was originally published on September 22, 2013.

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