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Old 11-18-2012, 12:33 PM
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Hey, speaking of BSG... here's a little something I stumbled on that I wrote years ago (probably for the '09 BSG event). It should come as no surprise; in fact, if anything, the surprise should be that I added a BSG subsite and didn't post one of these. Here's The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Cylon.
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Old 11-18-2012, 08:57 PM
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ooh, does that mean you're going to look at those three BSG TOS fivers I wrote back in 2005?
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Old 11-19-2012, 07:36 AM
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I never watched much BSG, so I don't get all of the references. But I did like:
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You can give her a slice of bread and she'll give it back crispy
I also liked the disclaimer, by the way. Let's see someone try to accuse you of copyright infringement now!
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LOL!

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If I've learned one thing from Shakespeare, it's never to let mere verbal nonexistence stand in the way of meter.
A very good observation.
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