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Old 07-19-2006, 04:58 AM
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I'm back! For this week, anyway. Next week is another math camp, so I haven't decided yet what I'll do. Maybe I'll let Hejira take over and quote Red vs Blue for a week or something.

Seriously, I'd like to congratulate Scooter on a fine job in the driver's seat. Not only did he follow my instructions perfectly and write some great newsposts, he actually fixed a mistake I made. One of the new author files was missing, and Scooter managed to dope out my PHP code, find the problem, and supply the file. Fantastic work, especially for a first time. I'd say this bodes well for future staff updates.

Now then, this week I hope to finally do some of the stuff I've been doing "thought work" on for months. I won't have a lot of time, but I'll see how much of a start I can get. And as for today, here's a list I came up with on a whim: The Top 10 Tips For Aliens Invading Earth. (Yes, folks, I for one welcome our new insect overlords.)

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Old 07-19-2006, 05:38 AM
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Whales. Heheh.
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Old 07-19-2006, 07:40 AM
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Whales. Heheh.
God, I'll never forget when my friend wrote me a letter in the midst of which he said "apparently the next Star Trek movie is about WHALES." He'd caught one of the earliest rumors and apparently (like not a few Trekkies) saw it as a harbinger of the Last Days.

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Old 07-19-2006, 12:02 PM
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No matter how persuasive he is, if a human says "Get the hell out of our galaxy," don't forget you can just say "No" and shoot him
That would sure screw with Sheridan's strategy.
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Hah! I love it. Skewering cliches always amuses me.

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No matter how persuasive he is, if a human says "Get the hell out of our galaxy," don't forget you can just say "No" and shoot him
Or you can say "The sky bodes grimly", which amounts to the same thing. I think.
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God, I'll never forget when my friend wrote me a letter in the midst of which he said "apparently the next Star Trek movie is about WHALES." He'd caught one of the earliest rumors and apparently (like not a few Trekkies) saw it as a harbinger of the Last Days.
Oh, dear. Le plus ca change...
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Oh! Oh! The Sacred List has been linked to! Must resist ..urge...to memorize...

Also, if you're looking for content, I'd bet the Plan could be dragged out of whatever attic or basement it was consigned to and ressurected. Like the Cylons. Note to self: finish that episode. This is getting ridiculous.
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(Note to non-Whovians: reference, not rudeness)
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Your puns are weak, old man.
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Your puns are weak, old man.
When weren't they?!

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But... but that wasn't a pun. It was a reference.
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It can be both things!
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Typical U-NIT thinking :P
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I'd order the men to have you taken out back and shot, but we've already gone over our allocation of amunition this month. Some of us have a budget to work to, you know!
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Don't use guns. Use swords. You don't need ammunition for them, and they're cooler anyway.
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Old 07-23-2006, 10:35 PM
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Didn't you ever see Indiana Jones? :P
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Yes. But swords are always cooler anyways. Imagine what Indie could've done if he didn't have to worry about ammo.

Plus there's more blood.
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Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the PVC side
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O RLY? I have technobabble. And D&D sourcebooks. And ones from other obscure games. And....

Snakes. Yes, that's right. I have SNAKES.
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Plus there's more blood.
Unless you're Uruk-hai, evidently.
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