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Old 07-14-2006, 07:55 AM
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Hello everyone, Pete Tyler here, Rose's dad. I'm the bloke who came up with Vitex health drinks — good for your body, good for your soul! — and while they're currently being outperformed in the market by sterilized monkey blood (which, you know, has the whole exotic thing going for it), apparently there's this other universe just like ours where it's just flying off the shelves, so clearly it's just a matter of — no honestly, Jackie, it's true, just calm down and put the frying pan away.

I'm also your host for Day 4 of the Five Minute Doctor Who Anniversary Special. This is the best block of fivers yet — you can trust me on this.
  • First up is "Father's Day," my big episode, where the Ninth Doctor and my daughter Rose go back in time to the day I got killed in an accident and, I dunno, break time or something when they save my life. Honestly, don't you think I come off a bit naff in this? You'd think the universe thinks it's better off with me dead. Well, this universe, anyway.
       The fiver is by SCMoll, who originated Five Minute Doctor Who over three years ago with his fivers for Doctor Who: The Movie and "The Five Doctors." Thanks mate, we owe it all to you.
  • Then we have "New Earth" by 5MDW section head Scooter of Erthagen. It's the kick-off episode of the second season of the New Series, where the Tenth Doctor and Rose visit a hospital run by anthropomorphic cats, where clones are being farmed to test exotic disease cures and — no honestly, Jackie, that's what it says here, and — ow! That hurt!
So that's (ow) Day 4, and thanks from me and the whole Tyler clan (stop it!). Come back tomorrow for the big finale!
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:14 PM
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:56 PM
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Much funnier, now that I can see them.

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Doctor: Rose, what have you done? Don't you know that changing history by saving one man's life results in all of humankind being eaten by giant monsters?
Rose: I've believed a lot of strange things, Doctor, but I'm finding this one a little hard to swallow.
*snort*
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Jackie: Here, unknown girl who seems to be flirting with my husband, hold Young Rose for me.
Rose: What could possibly go wrong?
(SILENCE.)
Rose: Apparently nothing, Mr. Zap-Boom-Very-Bad.
Doctor: Actually, the Blinovitch Limitation Effect was... uh, retconned by the Time War.
Rose: Ah, the Time War. This season's other great contrivance for everything.
Doctor: Anyway, touching yourself still causes something bad to happen.
Jackie: Yeah, God kills a kitten.
Heh.

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Cassandra/Rose: Hello, Doctor.
Doctor: Rose! All better, I see. Hey, take a look at the cures these cats havemmmmmpph!
Cassandra/Rose: Mmm, you're an excellent kisser. I love a good fanwank, don't you?
Doctor: Blecch, how could you possibly still have had Jack's gum?
Ew? :lol:
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Cassandra/Rose: So this is "intensive care." Lovely.
Doctor: It's a human flesh farm for testing disease cures. And not a bit like The Matrix. No sirree.
Russell T. Davies: Look, we made the pods a different color from the ones in The Matrix. See?
Doctor: Well, if it's a different colour, it's definitely not a rip-off.
RTD: (ahem) I have two words for you: Eleventh... Doctor.

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Cassandra/Diseased Clone (etc.): Walked into that one.
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Doctor (etc.): RTD scriiiiiiiiiiiiipt!
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Face of Boe: Nice job creating a whole new race, Doctor. Did you get them all jobs and apartments too?
Doctor: Why don't you say something cryptic and piss off?
*snerfle*


Good ones, bof' ev yez.
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Glad you could drop by, Mr. Tyler -- I'm a fan. You're a decent guy in a world that needs more of them. Jackie won't know what she's got till it's gone... er, if it should happen to end up gone for some reason, I mean.
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Yeah, what Zeke said. I realize I may be a little early, but you have my condolences.
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Peter: Thanks for saving my life.
Rose: What were you doing up in that tree, anyway?
Peter: Uh, bird-watching. But I'd rather watch you. Would you like to go with me to a wedding?
Rose: This is a little fast. And creepy.
Always like Back to the Future references.

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Doctor: Anyway, touching yourself still causes something bad to happen.
Jackie: Yeah, God kills a kitten.
What bothers me is how I wouldn't catch what the Doctor said if Jackie hadn't said something.
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What bothers me is how I wouldn't catch what the Doctor said if Jackie hadn't said something.
That one was sneaky, wasn't it?
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