Five-Minute "His Way"
Bashir: You're gonna love Vic. He's been designed to be self-aware -- isn't that neat?|
O'Brien: Why is that neat?
Vic: It's neat 'cause not only can I use slang to confuse you, I can help you with all your problems thanks to my amazing powers of observation. Oh, and next time leave the pyjamas behind. You look like a cadet review.
Bashir: We should hang out with Vic more often.
Bashir: Vic's amazing -- he got me a date.
Quark: You're an idiot for letting Kira slip through your fingers.
Quark: No Vic for you. He's booked.
Vic: You gotta make her see you as more than a friend. The first lesson is called "How to have fun with an illegal holographic replica of an officer."
Vic: Here's a few hololadies to loosen you up.
Sisko: Why are you singing?
Bashir: Kira's staying with Shakaar.
Vic: This is your date, Lola.
Kira: You're telling me Odo's been hanging around in a holosuite? That's impossible.
Odo: Vic's cool, isn't he?
Kira: We should go somewhere else.
Vic: See? You guys go great together!
Dax: So what's up with Odo?
Kira: Hey, you! You tricked me, so let's go out!
Odo: Thank you.
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