Janeway: This brainwashed life is so much better than my old job!|
Supervisor: What were you, a starship captain?
Janeway: Lead actress on a sci-fi show, actually.
Supervisor: What was the problem with that?
Janeway: The show was on UPN.
Supervisor: I see what you mean.
Jaffen: Hi! Can I be your love interest for this episode?
Paris: I need a job.
Nurse: Here's your inoculation, sir.
Kim: My tummy hurts.
Kim: Doc! What happened?
Janeway: Allow me to clarify: the ship's been irradiated, so we all have to flee like the cowards we are.
Doc: What have you people done with my crew?
Tuvok: I know you from somewhere.
Paris: What's cookin', good lookin'?
Chakotay's Log: Well, this all kinda sucks.
Kim: My tummy hurts.
Chakotay: Why should I let you be on the bridge all the time?
Janeway: Oh, Jaffen, you're so romantic....
Chakotay: Give us our crew back!
Chakotay: Neelix and I are going undercover. See ya.
Tuvok: Hi Seven. Mind a meld?
Neelix: Ever considered a piloting career?
Jaffen: So, shall we cohabitate?
Paris: Can't we at least be friends?
Torres: La dee da dee da...hey, quit kidnapping me!
Chakotay: Let's recap, shall we? Tuvok's in custody, Voyager's under attack, Janeway's getting entirely too comfortable with some alien, and I'm on the run from the law. Ever had one of those weeks?
Cop: Halt, evildo--AAGH!|
Chakotay: Ha! Chakotay 1, Cops 0!
Cop: You did get shot in the shoulder, you know.
Kim: How do we defeat these ships?
Janeway: Have you heard I'm moving in with Jaffen?
Yerid: Hi, I'm a stereotypical investigator type. Have you seen Chakotay?
Doc: I've figured out how to fix B'Elanna's memory.
Kadan: This Tuvok guy has been hallucinating. Mindwipe him.
Seven: Whoa! Déjà vu. This better not be one of those time-loop episodes....
Janeway: Hey, you broke into the old apartment!
Torres: So I was married to the guy from the bar?
Seven: Computer, give me personal information on the following people....
Chakotay: You've got to believe me!
Jaffen: And you actually believed that schmoe?
Chakotay: Who's th--AAGH!
Ravoc: I need this prisoner.
Neelix: Oo, Tom's diary! Can I see? Pleeeeease?
Doc: I don't wanna be a doctor again!
Yerid: I need to know everything Chakotay told you.
Ravoc: Are you covering up a horrible conspiracy?
Janeway: So here's the plan: you two bust into the hospital, and I raid the factory.
Kim: (over the comm) Hi, Captain! Could you please destroy the shield grid?
Doc: We're doomed!
Doc's Log: I've singlehandedly saved the crew. Well, okay, Harry helped.
Ambassador: I'm shocked, shocked to hear about this conspiracy. Don't worry, it'll all be fixed.
Janeway: Farewell, Jarren. I'll never forget you.
Chakotay: About time you ditched that sucker. We all know who's the real man for you.
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