Five-Minute "Unimatrix Zero, Part I"
Borg Queen: What's the interlink frequency?|
Unfortunate Drone: Beats me.
Borg Queen: Wrong answer. Off with his head!
Seven: ....and then this guy walked up to me, and then I woke up.
Janeway: Welcome back to Lieutenantness, Tom! Now kiss B'Elanna so we can shut the P/Ters up for a while.
Tuvok: That colony was destroyed by the Borg.
Seven: Where am I?
Borg Queen: No luck so far. Cut off some more heads.
Axum: So if it's not too much trouble, please endanger your crew's lives.
Paris: Fight the Borg again? I don't like you anymore.
Doc: I don't like this.
Janeway: Am I wrong, or are you more human in here?
Borg Queen: Found it! Oh wait, no we didn't. Screw it, let's just crash their party.
Janeway: Ever thought about actually doing something?
Janeway: So my plan is to break the heck out of the Prime Directive, start a civil war, and put us all at incredible risk. Any objections?
Doc: That nanovirus was really easy.
Seven: There go some more drones.
Janeway: I'm going alone. See ya.
Borg Queen: Mind your own business!
Paris: Want me to sabotage the ship for you, baby?
Janeway: Well, this is my stop. The ship's all yours.
Axum: Okay, the resistance is ready to go.
Torres: The Flyer's in position to get pointlessly blown up.
Borg Queen: Janeway, you really suck.
Doc: The away team's screwed, Commander!
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