Borg: We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks. AAAAAGGGH!
Janeway: Hey Leonardo, airplanes don't flap their wings.
Janeway: Borg space is large.
Doc: ...and then Mr. Drone jabs these tubes into Mr. You, and you become Mr. Other Drone. And you both live irrelevantly ever after.
Tuvok: According to Kes, we're all going to die.
Janeway: I don't like the Borg.
Kim: Yikes, somebody iced the Borg!
Borg: You will be assimilated.
Kim: YEAUUUUUUGH! Man, that stings!
Kes: Yikes, another vision!
Janeway: So how do we fix Harry?
Torres: Our Borg-free zone is full of those new guys!
Leonardo: If I were you, I'd ask God for a hand.
Janeway: So we give the Borg the new technology Doc hasn't quite invented yet, and in exchange they'll generously let us hitchhike across their space.
Chakotay: You can't do this!
Borg: We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks.
The Collective: All right, whaddaya want?
Janeway: Okay, the plan's working. I'll be over here for a while.|
Chakotay: I can't let you stay alone in that hell!
Janeway: Agreed. Tuvok, please come join me.
Chakotay: You heard her, go to hell.
Doc: Does it hurt when I do this, Harry?
The Collective: Here, try this on.
Seven of Nine: Let's use these massive Borgpedoes.
Chakotay: The 8472s are messing with Kes.
Chakotay: What are all these Borg doing in our cargo bay?
Chakotay: Can I borrow your alliance while you're lying near death?
Seven: Turn the ship around.
Chakotay: Sorry, Captain, I broke your alliance. I promise I'll buy you a new one as soon as we get home.
The Collective: Time to steal the ship.
Tuvok: Hey, they're stealing the ship!
Seven: They'll be here soon. Let's get ready to blow them up.
Janeway: You broke my alliance! How could you?
Janeway: Kes, warn the 8472s we're about to blow them up.
Janeway: Ahh! Good to be back in real space.
Janeway: So 8472's defeated, the Collective's humbled, and we've picked up a new major character. Pretty sweet, all round.
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