Five-Minute "Mind Trap"
Yvette: Sigh...you know, I still feel guilty about stealing the name "Yvette" from Captain Marson. I hear she's stuck with "Feronia" now.|
Jordan: You think that's bad? Check out my last name. How male is that?
Seven: At least your name is something reasonable, not just a number....
Yvette: Hey, we're trying to spy on you. Don't interrupt.
Janeway: I'm soooo bored. Bored, bored, bored. Bored as a board. A cutting board with a club sandwich on it. I'm soooo hungry.
Hayes: Now, Crewman...do you or do you not suck?
Paris: Well, I'm off for an angsty meeting. Have fun in the hoosegow.
Chakotay: I miss being in the Maquis. Back then, we had virtually no resources and were constantly fighting for our lives.
Seven: And now to escape! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And hopefully get more than ten feet before being captured, but let's be realistic.
Hayes: Before we begin our debriefing, I'd like to make sure you feel totally comfortable here. Remember, nobody's out to get you. Now then: you are SCUM. I hate you so much, you loathsome bucket of crap.
Doc: Quick, come help me save Seven's life.
Admiral Paris: Hi, son. Here's Miral. Now let's--
Paris: ....and Mommy says hi.
Seven: So you want me to hack into the Federation computers? Yes. But why? Because we need to read Harry's logs from "Favourite Son" and then laugh at him. Oh, okay. Knew you'd agree.
Gretchen Janeway: (over the comm) Bad news. Your dog died.
Doc: Now comes my favourite part: pumping Seven full of electricity!
Hayes: I'm tired of ranting about how evil you are. See you in court.
Seven: Well, that was pretty weird. Any idea why I was going insane?
Reporter: You know what? I'm tired of these end-of-episode news broadcasts. Go read the paper or something.
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