by Admiral Sab
by Admiral Sab
Paris: Don't yell at me, B'Elanna, I just wanted an excuse to see you in that outfit.|
Alien: I hate to interrupt a P/T moment, but is this the ship that will take any alien that pretends to be innocent?
Captain: Are you going to try to take over the ship, Mr. Alien?
Torres: Harry, am I a meanie?
Janeway: Tuvok, our people keep disappearing.
Torres: All righty, Captain, we're here. Dazzle us with your wisdom.
Torres: Captain, before you disappear I'd like some help from the alien doc.
Janeway: Hey, wanna trade your portal detection device for this fruit basket?
Torres: I apologize.
Tuvok: I can make a phaser from scratch.
Doc: I found the portal! Can I go now?
Janeway: For the sake of P/T everywhere, Tom and B'Elanna will be on the same team. Tuvok, you're with me.
Paris: Wow, look at this environment!
Janeway: Okay, I've figured out how to work the mega-computer.
Aliens: Which way did they go?
Janeway: I know how to translocate people now.
Paris: Let's ditch them in this cold environment.
Janeway: I am detecting human life forms in the cold environment. Could be Tom and B'Elanna.
Torres: I'm getting sleepy.
Aliens: It's cold in here!
Captain's Log: We won.
Torres: Sorry for being a jerk.
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DISCLAIMER: A lot of stuff in here is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures. My intent isn't to infringe on that; I and those like me are just having a little fun in the universe Gene Roddenberry created. I don't think he'd mind.
All material © 2000, Sabrina St. John.