Five-Minute "Day of Honor"
Seven: I'm bored.|
Chakotay: Okay, go bug B'Elanna.
Paris: Having a good day?
Chakotay: Mind if Seven of Nine helps with the engines?
Janeway: You need a shorter name. How about "Seven"?
Caatati: The Borg creamed us.
Torres: My day really sucks.
Klingon: So what have you done lately?
Paris: What the heck is your problem?
Caatati: Can we have seconds?
Tuvok: ...and that's the holodeck, and that's the galley, and that's our former Borg.
Janeway: Okay, let's do this thing!
Paris: There goes the core.
Janeway: So everything's messed up?
Torres: At least nothing else can go wrong.
Torres: Well, here we are alone in space. What does it take to satisfy those damn P/Ters?
Seven: You know, you guys don't completely suck after all.
Torres: I don't like this ion storm.
Seven: Turns out it was just an accident after all.
Caatati: We're better than you now, so give us all your stuff.
Torres: This is a lousy day to die. I suck.
Seven: I'll let them kill me to save you guys.
Caatati: And we don't even have to pay you for this?
Torres: I love you.
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