by Nic Corelli
by Nic Corelli
Zahir: Yes. There is a region of space called the Northwest Passage, and you must avoid it at all cost. It is where powerful cybernetic life forms are waging a ruthless war against monsters from fluidic space.|
Tuvok: Bahahaha! What a silly and implausible story! Like I'm going to bother my captain with that....
Torres: What you failed to realize, Doc, is that you've also added dark sides of your celebrities into your program... their darklings, if I may say.
Janeway: Oh my! Kes' boyfriend Zahir has been brutally attacked!
Torres: (wakes up) Doc, what happened to me? Why do you look so angry?
Kes: Doctor! Why have you mutilated your poor holograms? Look how painfully you twisted Lord Byron's arms!
Kes: All your efforts are futile. I will never cross to the Daft Side.
Chakotay: Okay, you're cornered, Doc. Let Kes go and surrender.
Doc: I'm so sorry for torturing you in unimaginable ways. I promise never to tinker with my program again.
Janeway: I'm so happy you didn't leave with Zahir, Kes. Whom would I guide on a quest towards humanity and individuality then?
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DISCLAIMER: A lot of stuff in here is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures. My intent isn't to infringe on that; I and those like me are just having a little fun in the universe Gene Roddenberry created. I don't think he'd mind.
All material © 2004, Nic Corelli.