Chakotay: Ha! Chakotay 1, Cardassians 0!|
Tuvok: (detecting the wave) Um, you might want to reconsider that....
Janeway: Here's the deal -- betray your Maquis pals, and I'll bust you out of here.
Shuttle Girl: There's Voyager. Ain't she a beaut?
Quark: Unless you pay a lot of money for this box of junk, you'll be a backstabbing, ungrateful slug.
CMO: Hello, Paris. I, like most of the crew, am prejudiced against you.
Mark: You know, honey, they say a fool and her dog are soon parted.
Harry: One green young ensign reporting for duty, sir!
Harry: Two guys who are about to die just told me your terrible secret. Is it true?
Janeway: Well, here we are in the Badlands.
Harry: Computer, activate EMH.
Janeway: What the hell is that thing?
Harry: Hey, we're in Iowa.
Harry: AAAAAA! A sharp thing! That hurts! Owie owie owie!
Janeway: Whew! We're back.
Janeway: Hmm...the Array seems strangely quiet this time of year.
Harry: Hey, let me out of here!
Janeway: I feel really guilty about losing Harry Kim so soon.
Neelix: Welcome to part 2, and get out of my junkyard!|
Janeway: Want us to give you everything you need for free?
Neelix: I grudgingly accept.
Tuvok: Welcome to Voyager. I'm Tuvok, but you can call me Spock.
Harry: Are you sane yet?
Neelix: Hi, Mr. Vulcan Man. Are we there yet?
Neelix: Hi, Kazon dudes. Mind if I doublecross these nice folks and steal your Ocampan slave?
Janeway: You jerk! You nearly got us killed!
Janeway: Well, here we are underground among the Ocampans.
Paris: Now that we're safely out of there, let's not be safely out of there.
Doc: Turn me off!
Janeway: Zap those Kazon, I'm gonna go visit the geezer again.
Janeway: Can you send us home?
Chakotay: Damn, there goes my ship. Oh well.
Janeway: Well, Tom, you're the pilot now. Don't blow it.
Janeway: Been nice knowing you guys, but we gotta go.
Tuvok: Time for you to give a big inspiring speech, Captain.
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