Five-Minute "Barge of the Dead"
Torres: Help! My shuttle's crashing!|
Chakotay: Hey, you're stealing my bit!
Janeway: Don't do that again, Lanna.
Chakotay: Hey, I found this Klingon thing.
Kim: It's not bleeding, and I'm tired, and you suck, so go away!
Tuvok: ...and that's what your dream means.
Doc: Klingon drinking songs are not irrelevant!
Neelix: Try some gagh! I shook it so it looks alive.
Torres: Where am I?
Torres: ...and then I saw my Mom! It all felt real!
Janeway: I don't think you should do this.
Paris: This is insane! Don't do it!
Miral: Hey, you're back! Let's get in an argument.
Kortar: So you want to die so your Mom can go to Heaven?
Torres: Hey, I thought I was dead!
Doc: She's dying! Twenty cc's of technobabble, stat!
Voyager Crew: And now it's time for "10 Things I Hate About B'Elanna!"
Torres: Mom? But I just screwed up my afterlife for you!
Evil Tuvok: En garde!
Torres: I'm back!
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