Five-Minute Chex Quest
President: Okay, here's the deal. Evil slime monsters called flemoids have invaded our nutritional center on Bazoik.|
Scientist: They're from another dimension and we've got to send them back.
President: Any questions?
Chex Guy: Yeah; we're cereal pieces, how can we talk?
President: Just for that, I'm sending you to Bazoik.
Chex Guy: Rats.
Chex Guy: Alright, now that I'm here, I might as well kill some flemoids. DIE EVIL FLEMOIDS!
Flying Flemoid: Hi, I'm a one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater.
Chex Guy: Hooray! A big bowl of cereal!
Chex Guy: Cool! A really big gun in a secret chamber! I can kill a lot of flemoids with this!
Femoids: Hi, we thought you should get a break from giving all the exposition. You're in the laboratory now.
Chex Guy: Look at all those fruit trees growing here! I'll just eat some of the fruit to restore my health.
Chex Guy: Well, here I am on the last level. I have two choices: fight my way through untold hundreds of flemoids, or take the shortcut straight to the boss' cave.
Flemoid Boss: Bwa-ha-ha! You'll never defeat me! Not even if you say your tagline!
Pieces of Cereal: Thanks for rescuing us.
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