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The Top 10 Reasons Battlestar Galactica is Better Than You

  1. On BSG, anything that's moving is probably having sex
  2. Starbuck would make a great Green Goblin
  3. Most TV characters have only one personality; Apollo has at least 25
  4. Be-frakking-cause it frakking says so, frak's why, you frakkerfrakker
  5. BSG is relevant to our time, when evil robots are a greater threat than ever
  6. At the current rate of increase, Season 7 will be 58 episodes long
  7. Adama combines the gravitas of Lorne Greene with the non-deadness of Edward James Olmos
  8. BSG is run by Ron Moore, whom you may recall from that time he died for your sins
  9. It beats the pants off the other popular sf shows currently in production... all one of them
And the number one reason Battlestar Galactica is better than you....
  1. Let's face it, you suck
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This list was originally published on April 3, 2006.

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