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The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Shadow

  1. She just got back from a mysterious absence
  2. The most she will do is throw shadows at -- no, I've used that already
  3. She calls you her "associate"
  4. She has great gams... all four of them
  5. She looks a little shorter around noon
  6. She believes in resolving your disagreements with a calm, rational knife fight
  7. Some people look like their pets; she looks like her car
  8. Churches, birds, and small children burst into flames when she walks by
  9. If she knew what you want she'd be givin' it to you, givin' it to youuuu
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a Shadow....
  1. She knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men
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This list was originally published on February 4, 2006.

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