The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Shadow
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a Shadow....
- She just got back from a mysterious absence
- The most she will do is throw shadows at -- no, I've used that already
- She calls you her "associate"
- She has great gams... all four of them
- She looks a little shorter around noon
- She believes in resolving your disagreements with a calm, rational knife fight
- Some people look like their pets; she looks like her car
- Churches, birds, and small children burst into flames when she walks by
- If she knew what you want she'd be givin' it to you, givin' it to youuuu
- She knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men
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This list was originally published on February 4, 2006.
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