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The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Vorlon

  1. Your Centauri friends think you're making her up
  2. She's way older than she lets on
  3. She knows full well you can't afford to get her a mink, but keeps going on about them anyway
  4. She's always nagging you about things you've forgotten
  5. That outfit she's so fond of... you're no fashion expert, but you're sure it was designed by Picasso
  6. She will not be there to help you when you go to Z'ha'dum
  7. She watches CSI, but only for the theme song
  8. Part of her really gets under your skin
  9. She plays mind games and never lets you know what she really thinks... hmm. This one's not much help, is it?
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a Vorlon....
  1. Really, really troublesome in-laws
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This list was originally published on February 3, 2006.

DISCLAIMER: Frankly, if you can't tell your girlfriend is a Vorlon, you've got bigger problems than a Top 10 list can solve.

All material © 2006, Colin Hayman.