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The Top 10 Ways Grammaton Clerics Kill Time

  1. Idly wondering what German word "Father" reminds them of
  2. Keeping a close eye on their sleeves in case emotions show up
  3. Casting healing spells (and wishing they'd been Grammaton wizards instead)
  4. Concluding that time travel is impossible
  5. Maintaining equal forward and reverse reaction rates (Get it? Equilibrium?)
  6. Dodging Ray Bradbury's lawyers... and George Orwell's... and the Wachowski Brothers'....
  7. Playing zero-dimensional chess
  8. Hoping the Resistance never realizes how absurdly ineffective "gun kata" should, by all rights, be
  9. Covering up that pesky 0.1% of the population that turn into Reavers
And the number one way Grammaton clerics kill time....
  1. With their guns (It looks like it might start a-changin')
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This list was originally published on January 16, 2006.

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