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The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is DUMB

  1. She's a worse nerd
  2. She lives in... hmm... pretty much anywhere at this point
  3. She's into zydeco
  4. You met her on Hannidate
  5. She gets her better ideas on Fridays
  6. She liked Catwoman
  7. She WATCHED Catwoman
  8. Wait -- what the hell were you doing on Hannidate?
  9. She's more Mormon, less ninja
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is DUMB....
  1. That big finger's pointing at her
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