And the number one sign that your girlfriend is Lana Lang....
- You're keeping a big secret from her for reasons you can no longer remember
- Something in her smile, or possibly on her person, makes you weak in the knees
- She's the reincarnation of a Countess, and, uh, stones or something... I don't know, I wasn't really following that stuff
- She's distantly related to Ant-Man (not Dr. Pym, the one after)
- She's raised inobservance to an art form
- Like this one time, she saw you throw a tractor across a field and didn't suspect a thing
- What is she, blind?
- She has a tattoo that would make Chakotay blush, for more reasons than one
- Sooner or later she's every guy's lifelong desire
- She doesn't care how you do it, just saaaaaave her
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This list was originally published on December 25, 2005.
DISCLAIMER: Did you know Kristin Kreuk is half Dutch and half Indonesian Chinese? That's what I call exotic. It also explains the whole Michelle Branch "looking Asian but not actually being Asian" thing she's got going on. I bet this is the sort of diverse lineage people will start having a lot more often, what with the world always getting smaller. Jump in any time, Eddie, these are good topics.
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