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The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Cliffhanger

  1. Her name is April... or May... or June
  2. She tends to trail off
  3. She's into Stallone flicks
  4. You see a lot of her during Sweeps
  5. Her introductions tend to be kind of awkward and -- no, sorry, that's one of the top ten signs that your girlfriend is a series pilot
  6. Rock-climbing hobby, duh
  7. She was the only Farscape fan on the planet to be disappointed when they got a miniseries to wrap up the show's loose ends
  8. She doesn't do that cutesy thing of finishing your sentences... in fact, half the time she doesn't finish her own either
  9. She's so tense
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a cliffhanger....
  1. The most she will do is throw shadows at you, but she's always a woman to me
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This list was originally published on July 10, 2005.

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