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The Top 10 Ways to Tell That 5MV Just Got Its 500,000th Hit

  1. Tyr Anasazi just laid the smack down on 500 million Magog with his force lance... using only his little finger
  2. Quark just lost the half-million bars of gold-pressed latinum he conned his way into 45 minutes ago
  3. Kirk's Enterprise just reached Warp 500,000
  4. Data just wrote his 500,000th poem... since breakfast
  5. The makeup department of Farscape just hit its $500,000 cap, which is going to make the other half of the season pretty awkward
  6. This reporter just took a $500,000 bribe to keep Zeke's latest indiscretions out of the papers (of course, the $500,000 is in store credit for a store that just went bankrupt -- sucker!)
  7. MegaMan.EXE has collected 500,000 zenny -- which still isn't enough for that last HPMemory upgrade
  8. Voyager just jumped half a million lightyears closer to home... though they still seem to be in the Delta Quadrant encountering the same species
  9. At the Bait Shop, Treble Charger just played "Hundred Million" five times in a row
And the number one way to tell 5MV just got its 500,000th hit....
  1. Our 500,000th quick-and-dirty Top 10 list has been published
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This list was originally published on May 30, 2005.

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