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The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is the Borg Queen

  1. When she says "See you soon," she doesn`t mean it
  2. She comes with some assembly required
  3. She gets grumpy if you mention Janeway
  4. She never uses verbs in the imperfect tense
  5. Weird green spotlights follow her around
  6. She gets even grumpier if you mention Picard
  7. She watched The Matrix with you, but cheered for the robots
  8. She`s always using the royal plural
  9. It bothers her if she`s not hearing voices
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is the Borg Queen....
  1. She`s a big fan of Collective Soul
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This list was originally published on March 2001, 2001.

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