The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is a Q
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is a Q....
- The shopping mall comes to her
- She'll never tell you her age, except hinting that it's "beyond your comprehension"
- The volume of her purse is measured in parsecs
- She blames you for everything... no, seriously, everything the human race has ever done
- Every time she gets mad, another planet spirals out of the solar system and explodes
- Her tattoo's bigger than yours
- She's always dressing you (and is very quick at it)
- The drawer with her diary in it is protected with some kind of orange web thing
- She eats ten chocolate sundaes at a shot
- That Big Bang in the middle of your date last week
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This list was originally published on November 12, 2002.
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