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The Top 10 Things You Don't Want To Hear Captain Picard Say

  1. "The weapons? Oh, I had them dismantled. We don't want aliens feeling threatened."
  2. "Reschedule the peace conference to 1900 hours. I'm not missing Coronation Street for this."
  3. "Oh, good! Wesley's on break. Let's go pick him up for a visit."
  4. "Tea? That's for wusses. Gimme a Brewski."
  5. "Vive le Québec libre!"
  6. "After careful consideration, I've decided to call my lionfish Porthos."
  7. "Really, Deanna? Go on."
  8. "Does this dress make me look fat?"
  9. "Do it."
And the number one thing you don't want to hear Captain Picard say....
  1. "Transmit the following message in all languages and on all frequencies...."
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