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The Top 10 Signs That Your Girlfriend is Not Counselor Troi

  1. She senses things and knows what they are
  2. Her mother is polite and restrained
  3. She finds Klingons a turnoff
  4. She's kissed you with a beard before
  5. She makes a lousy Romulan
  6. She gives good advice
  7. She could drink Cochrane under the table
  8. She has a personality
  9. Among the phrases she has never said is "Muzzle it"
And the number one sign that your girlfriend is not Counselor Troi....
  1. The last time Reg Barclay asked her for help with something, she told him to get a life
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This list was originally published on July 30, 2001.

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