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The Top 10 Signs That Chakotay Has Taken Over Seven's Body

(I wrote this after being inspired by some tossed-off joke at alt.tv.star-trek.voyager. At the time, I had no idea C/7 was going to happen. In other words, don't misinterpret this concept...you'll be right to call me a sicko, but you'll be doing it for the wrong reason.)
  1. She's overheard muttering "One day, the rebellion will rise again...."
  2. She suddenly stops getting screentime, but doesn't care
  3. The J/Cers defect to J/7 en masse
  4. She keeps trying to order the officers around -- oh wait, she does that anyway
  5. She bleeds sap
  6. Doc and Harry no longer seem quite so turned on by her
  7. She takes up boxing
  8. She trades in her eyepiece for a tattoo
  9. She gives up food altogether and starts assimilating minerals from the soil
And the number sign that Chakotay has taken over Seven's body....
  1. In a move that the crew had thought impossible, she actually becomes even more bland
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