Name: Stephen Hawking
Aliases: Hawkman (don't tell anyone)
Age: 41 years longer than the doctors predicted, and counting!
Previous Work: A Brief History of Time, Black Holes and Baby Universes, most of modern physics post-Einstein
Favourite Enterprise Episode: "Singularity"
Plans, If Elected: More black holes; more baby universes; more poker
Why Voters Should Choose You: Under my executive producership, the squeaky wheel will get the grease
References: Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, Data
Five-Minute History of Time: Give me a minute... okay. Here's a BASIC outline.
10 Big Bang: BANG!
20 Stars and Other Astronomical Objects: (exist)
30 Billions of Years: (pass)
40 Stars and Other Astronomical Objects: GAK!
50 Big Crunch: CRUNCH
60 GOTO 10