by Derek Dean
by Derek Dean
lark: I'm home! It was sickening seeing all the destruction Zod caused.|
Ma Kent: Yeah, you look sick. How can you be sick?
Clark: Like this -- AH CHOOO!
Lois: You won't believe it! A barn door flew out of the sky and tried to attack me!
Lex: It's you, isn't it? You're the one who's been having me followed!
Lionel: Clark, you've gotta help Lex! He's been kidnapped. Probably going to be tortured.
Lex: Huh? Where am I?
Lois: See, this is where the barn tried to hit me.
Evil Mwahaha-Drago-Museveni Villain: All right. Time to test his invulnerability by shooting him.
Lois: So here's my story about the barn attack.
Lana: Okay, I called the guy Lex told me to while Clark was still in earshot, so now all I need to do is go to this desk and -- gasp! -- find a remote control that reveals a security monitor with me undressing! I can't believe it! Let me watch it again! And again! And --
Evil Mwahaha-Drago-Museveni Villain: So you're not invulnerable anymore. Tell me why not!
Lionel: So what brings you to Metropolis, Bruce?
Lana: (on phone) Chloe, I found the secret lab! I don't think this voice mail has anything to do with the rest of the story.
Clark: Gah! I'm too weak to pull open this door!
Evil Mwahaha-Drago-Museveni Villain: Okay, give Lana the serum.
Lana: Oh no! Lex, we're trapped. How do we get past the fire that's surrounding us?
Lois: Check it out! Front page at a tabloid! I'm going to be a writer!
Clark: Oh look, it's overcast.
Lana: Lex, wanna explain why you have a video of me changing clothes?
Oliver: Ha! I was the one behind Lex's kidnapping! I'm also really good with the bow and arrow. Not that the two have any connection really....
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DISCLAIMER: A lot of stuff in here is copyrighted by Paramount Pictures. My intent isn't to infringe on that; I and those like me are just having a little fun in the universe Gene Roddenberry created. I don't think he'd mind.
All material © 2006, Derek Dean.