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07-05-2012, 01:42 PM
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07-06-2012, 08:27 AM
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While we're deciding what to do with the thread, let me toss you one of my personal all-time favourites:
"Um... no... let's not destroy it. It's not a threat to us. I mean, look how small it is... (points fingers at the viewscreen) It's tiny!" (silence) "It's not small, it's FAR AWAY!"
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07-06-2012, 05:18 PM
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I'm going to go with the The Corbomite Maneuver or Q-Who.
And now that I've guess I'm going to go Google it.
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07-07-2012, 01:49 AM
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Doesn't ring a bell for me. It seems like the sort of thing an undercover spy might say, though.
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07-07-2012, 02:14 AM
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This one sounds familiar but I don't remember where it's from.
Actually it sounds like Zap Brannigan and Kif from Futurama.
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07-07-2012, 04:06 AM
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Nah is on the right track.
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07-07-2012, 04:33 PM
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Indeed. It might help if you know that it's two different people speaking.
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07-08-2012, 12:57 AM
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The only one that occurs to me is Troi standing on the Romulan ship in that episode where she's a Romulan. And I seriously could not tell you the title.
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07-08-2012, 06:57 AM
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07-08-2012, 11:12 PM
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Yep, that's the one. It's a Nic Corelli fiver.
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07-10-2012, 06:10 PM
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Wow.
 Well, Wowbagger got the title, so it's his turn.
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07-10-2012, 07:54 PM
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Wowbagger is next in both games! Does "two" qualify as a sweep?
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07-10-2012, 09:07 PM
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No, it qualifies as someone who doesn't log in often enough *g*
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07-11-2012, 07:13 AM
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Fortunately, Zeke messages me on Facebook to tell me "LOG IN YOU OLD POPSICLE!"
See, I thought NAHTMMM got the kill credit on this one, and all I did was get the +250 for the assist. But clearly I've been playing too much Tribes:Ascend, which is now free-to-play on Steam. Ah! For some reason, this fiver made me laugh harder than any other fiver line ever, back when I was twelve or whatever. "You call that a tricorder?" "Put the spoon away"
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07-11-2012, 12:30 PM
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Is that TNG's "First Contact," the episode?
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07-11-2012, 02:30 PM
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If so, then it was a reference. Unless I'm way off, that joke originated not in a fiver at all, but in Paneldemonium.
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07-11-2012, 02:48 PM
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Paneldemonium not technically a fiver? Because, yes -- that particular line is from Part 2.
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07-11-2012, 04:39 PM
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I sort of assumed it was just fivers, but you have a point. There's lots of memorable content in other areas of the site. Let's broaden the thread's scope, then.
For instance (since it's my turn now), in Minutemen Part 1, I had a gag about the Guardian of Forever having waited SINCE BEFORE YOUR SUN BURNED HOT IN SPACE for its two guest fivers to be published. That was a followup joke -- the Guardian had mentioned these guest fivers before. Anyone remember where?
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07-11-2012, 10:25 PM
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I didn't recall there being two instances of that joke, but I think the other is probably in a TJI. I definitely think the Guardian has cameoed in one of those.
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07-12-2012, 02:23 AM
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Yes, it was a TJI. It would be silly to ask for the issue number or headline, so to count as a win, can you say what that one was about?
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