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08-08-2003, 10:20 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q:I just got an A+ on my final...I just got an A+ on my final...NAHTMMM, are you even listening? Are you? ARE YOU?A: I guess the tribble pudding WAS even worse than John Sheridan's pizza, and LOTR pie, and POTC 47 Flavours of Ice Cream.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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08-08-2003, 10:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How many annoying cliches can you cram into a single answer?A: Miak. It does a body so-so.[/color ost_uid0]
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#963
08-09-2003, 10:27 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So I need an ad slogan for Miak that is honest, semi-cool, semi-hip and semi-young, yet touches on the sarcasm of youth. What do you recommend?A: But I like cliches! And LOTR! And POTC! Pudding-flavoured ice-cream-pie, I can do without.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-10-2003, 01:55 AM
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08-10-2003, 07:27 PM
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08-10-2003, 08:17 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. MMM... I'mm hungry, do you know where we can get some monkey brains?A. my brother just called, he's having a baby right now![/color ost_uid0]
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08-10-2003, 11:13 PM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-11-2003, 09:39 AM
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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08-11-2003, 07:59 PM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-12-2003, 02:09 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So why do you seem so positive lately even though you are loosing your friends all the time?A: That first drop is a big one, so you better be careful.[/color ost_uid0]
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08-12-2003, 02:23 AM
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08-12-2003, 02:43 AM
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08-12-2003, 02:56 AM
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08-12-2003, 04:15 AM
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08-12-2003, 04:41 AM
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08-12-2003, 04:47 AM
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08-12-2003, 06:28 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Wow, that pie looks good. Can I try some?A: Dance. Gettogether. Party. Thing.[/color ost_uid0]
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