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08-06-2003, 04:30 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Captain, were you expecting to run into the Spanish Inquisition in the Delta Quadrant?A: Scotty, beam me down my clothes[/color ost_uid0]
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08-06-2003, 04:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Capt'n! I believe the transporters are malfunctioning again.A: Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#883
08-06-2003, 08:35 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How does the American "justice" system work?A: So incredibly hooped.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#884
08-06-2003, 10:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you feel Neelix?A: The past is the present, the present is the future, and the future is in the past[/color ost_uid0]
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#885
08-06-2003, 10:18 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you think Sisko felt after he became a prophet?A: Picard, but Kirk was the first.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#886
08-06-2003, 10:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Picard: I will be the first Captain to allow alcohol on the bridge.A: You have been good, have a cookie[/color ost_uid0]
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#887
08-06-2003, 10:55 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Admiral, we have catched the Maquis you asked for. Can we go on with our original mission, the war against the cardassians, now?A: Really? Oh well, it doesn't matter. I'm still going to kill you.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-06-2003, 11:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Wait! I didn't forget your birthday! Look, I have the present right hear, along with all our friends hiding behind the couch.A: Shave anna haircut, two bits.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#889
08-07-2003, 02:14 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Saar chasm, you arent making any sense! Are you saying the overuse of the word "pudding" warped you mind?A: Gah! It can not be...CHICKEN KHAN! (two points to anyone who knows where Khan Chicken or some form of it comes from)[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#890
08-07-2003, 03:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: The Wrath of Khan continues, but the only one left is his pet chicken that knows Kung Fu. Are we doomed?A: Computer? Hello? Computer, I need something. Where are you? (Opium, have you never heard of Shave anna haircut, two bits? Watch Roger Rabbit and you will know what it is)[/color ost_uid0]
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#891
08-07-2003, 03:48 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] My dear Captain, you must answer the Riddle of the Sphinx if you want to live. What is your answer, please?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Noooo! Don't hit me! I promise never to buy tribbles again! AAaaaaaah![/colorost_uid0]
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#892
08-07-2003, 10:23 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You brought these tribbles to our homeworld. There is only one possible punnishment for that. Getting smitten with this nice little hammer here. BWAHAHAHAHA!A: But it's so cuuuuute! Why can't I keep it?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-07-2003, 01:49 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Auggg... is that a tribble? Get It Out Of Here quick before it can...A: Welcome to the Monkey House.[/color ost_uid0]
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#894
08-07-2003, 03:26 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Where am I and why are there a bunch of apes sitting on the couch watching Planet of the Apes?A: I thought I said no tribbles in the kitchen[/color ost_uid0]
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#895
08-07-2003, 03:30 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oops, I think it threw something in the soup...A: Uhm, my house is... Kind of full.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-07-2003, 05:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Mind if I stay the night at your house? I dont mind the tribbles.A: Tribble Pie, Tribble Pizza, Tribble Pudding, John Sheridan's Pet Tribble[/color ost_uid0]
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#897
08-07-2003, 05:13 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you have an idea about how to clean up my house?A: John Sheridan is a tribble? AAAAAAAHHHH![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-07-2003, 05:32 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Wanna know a secret? A: So basically, your telling me that different parts ship are in different time periods.[/color ost_uid0]
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#899
08-07-2003, 06:05 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: I'm getting a feeling of deja vu...A: Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#900
08-07-2003, 06:11 PM
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ost_uid0]Six minutes and I didn't notice. :eyeroll: Q: So what is it you were going to tell me just before my best friend called two hours ago? A: We'll always have tribbles.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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