Words of Wisdom - by Celeste

[Saxamaphone]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"My rabbit has a lucky human's foot on its keychain. That doesn't bother me. What DOES bother me is what are those keys for?"[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If you had DSL you'd have already laughed at this joke.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]That one's confusing. Especially if you do.

There is no god. And Murphy is his prophet.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Jesus, save my garden from the RCMP![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"JESUS SAVES! And takes only half damage..."[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If it takes one to know one, then all the people on Earth are identical.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded. This made a lot of people unhappy and was generally regarded as a bad idea.[/colorost_uid0]

[mudshark]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Put all your eggs in one basket ... and [iost_uid0]watch that basket[/iost_uid0].

[quoteost_uid0]
Heh heh. I always wanted to try this, but not with pants.[/quoteost_uid0]Reminds me of something which happened a couple of years ago to a woman who lives down the peninsula from here:

A favorite toy duck mysteriously vanished from her home. For the next year, at random intervals, she received anonymous envelopes in the mail containing photographs of the duck at scenic locations all over the world. At the end of a year's time, the duck just as mysteriously reappeared at her home.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Cthulhu for President. After all, You already know what voting for the LESSER Evil gets you."[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

~The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord, tip #21[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]~The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord, tip #21[/quoteost_uid0]
That is if you Ever Became An Overlord, right? You're already evil.

"Power corrupts, absoute power is kinda neat."[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]I will not suffer incompetents in my organisation. And minion, lackey or underling incapable of passing a basic intelligence test will be immediately seconded to the experimental test subject volunteer pool.

- Sa'ar's Evil Overlord Tip #1

Porthoswack is what you do to make Chilliwack.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]He who slings mud generally loses ground.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"]That is if you Ever Became An Overlord, right? You're already evil. [/quoteost_uid0]
Why thank you.

An amusing t-shirt once said:

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01000100 01110101 01101101 01100010 00101110

Hehehehe. Â [/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Another amusing t-shirt once said:

There are 10 types of people in the world:

Those who understand binary and those who don't.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Or rather,

"There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can do math, and those who can't."

This was said by my math lecturer. Guess why I did so badly for my exams....[/colorost_uid0]