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Old 07-23-2003, 07:30 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Oh no! Captain! Chakotay was headed for the shuttle bay!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's just a simple math equation.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:50 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: 2^(3x+1/x)=log(x^(1/2)). What is that?

A: A small white rabbit with pink polkadots.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:11 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's featured in [iost_uid0]The Matrix: The Special Edition[/iost_uid0]?

A: Aluminum Foil[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:23 PM
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:29 PM
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:40 AM
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:06 AM
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A: I picked it up with my tail while no-one was looking.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:17 AM
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A: California. Or Vietnam.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:15 PM
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A: BOOM shaba-laba-laba![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:58 PM
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A: There's only one example of that, but it's not very important.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:27 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Please tell me there is a time where Chakotay didn't crash a shuttle.

A: I havent, but I saw you kissing a tree the other day[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 07-25-2003, 12:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Neomatrix, how many times have you dreamed about kissing Chakotay


A: To what are thinking.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:11 AM
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A. Just shut up and take the pie to sickbay, OK?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:07 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look, Spock, I know the Captian loves pies, but, as he as the Tribblabular Flu, he may feel worse after pie.




A:Shapoopi, shapoopi, that song that makes no sense[/colorost_uid0]
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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I need that like I need an extra hole in my head![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:23 AM
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A: The Harry Kim Maneuver: dying or suffering a mangling for the benefit of the plot or the amusement of his peers.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:16 AM
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[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Hush! The Nutella Goddess has spoken! Fear not![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-25-2003, 05:33 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] This is Mrs. Jidapsohoewhahsdfhs'd speaking! Who goes there?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, it was gray, and it was holding a glass. No offense, of course.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 07-26-2003, 01:44 AM
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A: The TV is on. Let's play chess.[/colorost_uid0]
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