Words of Wisdom - by Celeste

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"As you're traipsing through the dungeon, whoever sent me that package fails their find traps roll and trips over a loose stone, absorbs a hail of darts in their chest, falls into a deep pit lined with stakes at the bottom, gets a cask of acid dumped on them, chokes on a tooth that got knocked out...and then a huge rock the size of a Buick falls on them.

Now, anyone else have any complaints?"[/colorost_uid0]