Five-Minute Torchwood: "Everything Changes"

[Wowbagger]

Suzie: I'm... hmm, I guess I have no notable traits yet. I'm sure they'll come later.
Tosh: I'm the requisite super-hacker and, as far as I can tell, the entire Asian population of this city.

Jack: Eh, as far as I'm concerned, it's somebody else's problem.

Owen: (Whew, now it's wacky and progressive.)

Jack: If it helps, I made a lot of it up.

Suzie: Ahh! Zombie! You'll never get my brain! *shoots self*
Jack: Pity, now I can't ask how she got her name into the credits. That was good camouflage.

Also, every joke in this scene is differently perfect:

Jack: I'm Captain Jack Harkness. Who hammered you, Tucker?
John Tucker: I... I think her name was Su-- GAK!
Suzie: Oops. Dropped him.
Jack: I wish you'd stop doing that. Isn't that annoying, person watching us?
Gwen: Ack! *runs off*
Jack: See, team? I told you that would work eventually.

I, too, had a sense of deja vu about this episode, but my life fast-forwarder is out of warranty.