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The Fiver
Scotty: I've got a friend in there! Riker: Was he a TOS regular? Scotty: More like a redshirt. Riker: Then he's history. Want some pie? Hehe. Scotty: You know Ensign, these quarters remind me of "Wolf in the Fold" and "Elaan of Troyius". Kane: Sorry sir, I only follow Trek from TNG forward. I'll leave you alone to contemplate your utter uselessness in this century. Scotty: In my day you would've been killed before being able to recite that many lines.... He's probably right. The way Kane acted he seems like a prime candidate for a Ceti eel or mugato attack. Scotty: Computer, show me the Enterprise. Computer: There have been countless capitalistic endeavors in history; please specify. Scotty: THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE, NCC-1701. NO BLOODY-- As I've said before, there have been a LOT of ships with bridges in history. Data: Now that we're orbiting the star, it's solar flaring. Picard: If this isn't the sun, Sol, wouldn't it just be a Stellar Flare? Data: Yes, but I find no flare to that particular Incubus song. Actually there are a number of songs with that title, along with a My Little Pony character. Picard: Are we screwed yet to the point that only Scotty can rescue us? Data: Aye. Picard: Excellent. Break out the Parcheesi. Parcheesi? Memory Alpha * Dyson himself enjoyed the episode, even if he thought the science was ridiculous. * It's weird for Troi to kiss Scotty goodbye since they never interacted, but there was a deleted scene where they did. Geordi sends her to counsel Scotty, but he doesn't like the idea of being treated like he's crazy. * Actually, in "The Naked Time" it was Spock who came up with the new startup routine, but maybe Scotty helped offscreen. * Only time Scotty is addressed as a Captain, even though he's been one since Search for Spock. Nitpicker's Guide * How does the transporter work through the Jenolan's shields? I would argue that it's the same principle as "Trials and Tribbleations"-the older tech has holes that the E-D can exploit. * Does Guinan really let just anyone access her private stash? * Wouldn't the Jenolan have taken an established warp route to Norphin IV? How come nobody found this thing before now? * Aren't there any historians besides Picard on board that would want to talk to Scotty?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further. |
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