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ost_uid0]Q: *muttermuttermutterhighpitchedsqueaking*A: Aquila[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Quick, what's a constellation that sounds vaguely similar to my name?A: Make sure it sinks in the same place it did BEFORE it was possessed.[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: So what do we do with this possessed puppet I dove up after we exorsize it?A: I would, but the airco is broken and it's hot in there![/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one. |
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#704
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ost_uid0]Q: Why don't you go in that burning house to save the poor child?A: I didn't do it. I'm innocent, I swear.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: So who lit that damn fire anyway?A: Sunglasses, or possibly a car stereo.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one. |
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ost_uid0]Q: So, you got so many presents for your birthday, which one came from your boyfriend?*runs* A: The door was open.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: So why exactly did you steal the jeweler's door, and not the contents of his vault?A: A really cute dog whose only problem is he has fleas.[/color ost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one. |
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#708
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ost_uid0]Dammit... Q: What's a decent idea for a "flawed" comic superhero? A: Mt. Nevermind.[/color ost_uid0] |
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#709
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ost_uid0]Q: Where was it that plane with all those people crashed?A: THAT MUSIC IS TOO LOUD![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]Q: HOLD ON I HAVE TO TURN THE RADIO UP. NOW WHAT DID YOU SAY?A: Fine, and how are you?[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh great Lord Squishydodo! How is your lordship's current condition?A: You read too much Sluggy. (Edit: Ack.)[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: Isn't it Squeakybobo?A: Gypsies, tramps and thieves.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them. |
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ost_uid0]Q: Who did Hitler blame, besides Jews, for the war he started himself?A: That would make it 47, then.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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ost_uid0]((Q: So just IS the Canadian Alliance made of now?))Q: How much stuff is in that thing? A: Very bad. Very very bad. But interesting. How do you do that strikethough thing?[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you feel after eating that weird looking donut?A: The Wonder Twins. (You use the STRIKE tag: {strike}text you want struck{/strike} Replace these {} with <>. )[/color ost_uid0] |
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ost_uid0]Q: Where did you go to get rid of your good duplicate from the mirror universe?A: The roof is on fire. Or it might be my hair.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. ![]() Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000
ost_uid0]Q: Are you okay? You look a little warm. ![]() A: Paint half your face blue and put the kilt on. Then we'll talk.[/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q. Nan, can I be that son of the Scot and the Andorian in your play?A. Are you sure it couldn't be better described with a metaphorical color? (I just use the [ s ] and [ / s ] tags, like )[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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ost_uid0]Q: I'd say it was beige.(Amusing question-answer reversal.) A: Must... KILL![/color ost_uid0]
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey Zeke!!! How you doin???A: ...And then "whoosh," it was gone![/color ost_uid0]
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