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03-06-2022, 01:34 PM
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Five-Second Picard S1
So as you've seen, I seem to have finally found my groove for Discovery (more on that soon). But that's not the only extremely dubious live-action Trek show out there! Star Trek: Picard just began its second season, so it's high time I addressed it at 5MV in some way. And this time, instead of a full fiver (though we'll have those too), I felt it was the right time to bring back one of the other tools in this site's belt: five-second parodies of a whole season or series at once.
To be sure, it takes a certain hubris to do a season this way. In fact, I'm sure there are some good adjectives to describe that kind of hubris, but they're not quite coming to me... Here's Five-Second Picard, Season 1. Enjoy!
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03-06-2022, 03:11 PM
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Well, that was...something. I'm not going to watch the show, but that plotline still seemed stupid.
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03-15-2022, 01:27 PM
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