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General: Well... there is always the traditional champion of the Japanese people.
President: You can't possibly mean...
Godzilla: RAAAAAAAAARRRR!
Alien Commander: Oh, I don't think so. We're not getting paid this much. Sound the -- no, wait a minute.
Godzilla: *crushes Tokyo*
Alien Commander: Never mind.
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Ah, that mixed-up Godzilla. I'm guessing this was an entirely gratuitous scene(?), but if so, it was definitely worth it.
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It also turned out that the head of TSO was working for the aliens, who were in turn working for the president.
President: And I was working for the Illuminati, who work for a little old lady in Wisconsin who was working for the aliens. You should see our org chart.
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I was reading this aloud to KJ, and the above totally cracked her up.
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