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07-07-2003, 07:45 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Samwise, why was Nazgul all fawning over Legolas? Does not realize Legolas is a hot guy and MUCH higher up on the dating chain?A: Aragorn didnt like his new attitude.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-07-2003, 07:56 AM
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07-07-2003, 11:54 AM
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07-07-2003, 02:20 PM
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ost_uid0][iost_uid0]Inspired by taya's post...[/iost_uid0]Q. Would Sheridan have acted differently in Khazadum if his first name were Phil? A. Sheridan, his arms wide.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-07-2003, 02:30 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-07-2003, 05:20 PM
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07-08-2003, 03:32 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-08-2003, 05:17 AM
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07-08-2003, 05:40 AM
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07-08-2003, 07:54 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-08-2003, 08:49 AM
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07-08-2003, 09:25 AM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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07-08-2003, 05:01 PM
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07-08-2003, 10:56 PM
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07-09-2003, 01:57 AM
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07-09-2003, 02:13 AM
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07-09-2003, 04:05 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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07-09-2003, 04:36 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:I so love this Pearl Jam your mom made me. Would you like to try some?A: Janeway, the Doctor said they call our ship the Earthshaker. That is odd since we never told them we were from Earth.[/color ost_uid0]
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